Cute Corbin stuff

- Over Christmas, Corbin called lights and trees and all other Christmas decorations, "pwitties"

- When Corbin is doing something worthy of a spanking and I call him over and ask him to stop, I say "Corbin, you need to stop _______ or mommy will have to spank you." His eyes get huge and he grabs his tushy and says "on my bottom?"

- He also calls belly buttons "butts". We were in Publix the other day checking out and he saw the magazine's with the half naked people on them and started yelling "butt! butt!".

- When I took him into Victoria's Secret on Black Friday, he saw all the belly buttons on the posters and spent the entire time we were in there showing everyone his "butt".

- James was worried about Corbin's speech - like when some kids say "truck" it sounds like the "f" word. So he taught Corbin that trucks start with the letter "T". Now every time Corbin sees a truck, he says "T - truck!!"

- The other night I was cooking dinner and it was late, so he was hungry. He was standing under my feet yelling "hungee!! Hungee!!!" I told him dinner would be ready soon and he said "Hungee!! I dying!!" I should probably be a little less dramatic around him.